National Visit Your Relatives Day / Win 20$ gift card
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TODAY is National Visit Your Relatives DayMay, 18th and... if they live with somebody, who has long ears or looks like cute potatoe with legs, YOU know, where to check for some toy gift for them
Send me the best jokeabout relatives and you canwin 20$ gift card(write text in the comments below) |
Melanie
After nearly 50 years, my grandmother has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails – she hid his teeth!
Stephanie Andres
What do you call an angry French Aunt? A Crossaunt!
Jeffrey Galeone
A mother brings another hamster home to her son. Excited, he runs to his father and says…
“Papua, New Guinea pig!”
Autumn Warring
Why are computers so smart? Because they listen to their ‘mother’boards. :)
JW
What do you call a nun who passed her bar exam?
A sister-in-law